The power to set money on fire

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to speak in Braille

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!