The power to buy free things.

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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the power to hovertate

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The power to understand math.

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!