The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power to be a common person

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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the power to like mass effect 3

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the power to become semi-transparent

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The Power to Power

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to predict the present

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to speak braille.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!