- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

The ability to spit mouthwash

The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

the power to see into the present.

The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

The ability to see into the present.

the power to reseal bottle caps

A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

The power to ignore useful information

The ability to float sideways very slowly

The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

The power to swim on land.

the power to give anyone an incurable disease

The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

Pointless Super Powers