The power to set money on fire

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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Ladder hands.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to speak in Braille

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!