- Pointless Super Powers

The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The power to set money on fire

The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

The power to see what's behind you.

The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

The power to run as fast as a snail.

The power to be able to never have a power.

The power to cry sulfuric acid.

To shit bricks.

The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

The power to be a dick.

the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

The power to die when touching any form of light

The power to speak only one language

The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you