The ability to see through insects.

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The ability to read braile.

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!