The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The power to be half invisible

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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he power to make mistakes

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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the power to count from A to purple

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!