- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

the power to count from A to purple

The power to be allergic to cat hair.

The power to die, and you can only do it once.

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

the power to talk backwards

the power to turn on a random guys tv

the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

the power to inhale and exhale air

The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

the power to jerk off

The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

The power of telepathy but only when you alone

The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

Pointless Super Powers