The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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Having the power of a normal human

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the power to control your own body movements

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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to do nothing

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!