- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

the power to smell tastebuds

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

The power to give someone the power to give the power.

the power to fart out of your penis

The power to change your emotions

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

The ability to push doors marked "pull"

Dejavu

The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to watch tv while sleeping

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

The ability to smell colors

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

Pointless Super Powers