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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.
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The ability to go forward in time at will.
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The power to become black!
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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.
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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents
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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...
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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter
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the power to kill plants in a desert.
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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.
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The power to see what a person is wearing.
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The power to eat food.
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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!
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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty
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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy
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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.
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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.
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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.
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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.
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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.
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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.
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The power to skip the Kripp.
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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.
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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.
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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!