The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The ability to be poor for life

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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The power of being pointless

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the power to youtube poop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!