The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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Power to not have any power.

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to speak braille.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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Nipple Radar.

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The power to be half invisible

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!