the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to write a country song

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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the power to write on cellophane

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to count to infinity.

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!