The power to stick your head up your ass

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!