The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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the power to go on this website

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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the power to eat when your hungry

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!