- Pointless Super Powers

The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

The power to die when you get scared.

The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

The power to drown on land.

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

to be able to lift any weight of feathers

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

the power to turn retarted

the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

the ability to tell time without a watch

The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!