The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power to fart at will.

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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the power to half transform to something.

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to have a power

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!