The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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the power... to read this

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!