The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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Having the power to stand still

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to be born again

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The ability to read your own mind

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!