- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

The power to eat nandos

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

The power to be HUMAN

The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to shit brix, No wait.

having the same super powers as batman!

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

Pointless Super Powers