- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

The power to run as fast as a snail.

The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

The power to be able to never have a power.

The power to cry sulfuric acid.

To shit bricks.

The powers to blink at the speed of light

The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

having the same super powers as batman!

The power to grow fingernails.

The powr to spell eviting wrong.

The power to ejaculate laser beams.

The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

The power to see white objects in off white.

the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

Pointless Super Powers