the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

The ability to eat the red ones last

The power to be super jewish

The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

The power to make yourself deaf.

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

Power to not have any power.

The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

Power that makes you perfect in being useless

The power to live,but only when you are dead

The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

The power to speak braille.

the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!