Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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the power to smell tastebuds

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to change your emotions

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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Dejavu

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!