The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to live.

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The power to only see glass.

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!