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The power to open any door with no lock on it.
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The power of reading your own mind.
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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.
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The ability to not live forever
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The powr to spell eviting wrong.
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the ability to kill yourself... twice
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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.
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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.
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The power to be a snail
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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.
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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.
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The power to ejaculate laser beams.
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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal
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The power to be a gamer
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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.
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The power to change the color of your arm hair.
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The power to see white objects in off white.
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The power to pee any color
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The power to become a laptop forever!
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The power to teleport through open doors.
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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)
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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...
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The power to commit suicide.
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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!