The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to become yourself

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!