The power to read terms and conditions

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to die

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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Grass eating

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to kill yourself

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The ability to change races.

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blindness

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!