The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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Grass eating

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to kill yourself

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The ability to change races.

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blindness

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to look like yourself

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the power to itch your teeth

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!