The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to be dead

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the power to jizz money

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to read your own mind!

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!