- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

The power to fart at will.

The abilitie too spell corectly.

The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

The ability to draw an imperfect circle

The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

Power to sleep without eyelids

The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

The power to have a power

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

The ability to live forever but age quicker.

The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

The power to glow... in the dark...

to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

The power to finish anyone's sentience.

Pointless Super Powers