The power to a nokia phone.

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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Being able to fly in place.

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The power to hear in the dark.

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!