- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sleep while you're awake.

To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

The power to read this.

The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

The power to poop whenever you want.

The power to be a walrus

the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

The power to stick your head up your ass

The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

the power to read something without looking at it

The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

Pointless Super Powers