The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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the power to summon a massive midget

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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the powre to spel

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The ability to not live forever

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Ladder hands.

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!