- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to ejaculate at command

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

the power to eat people :D

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

the power to orgasm with your mind

the power to shout and make people piss their pants

The power to both love and hate marmite.

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The power to teleport yourself one step away

The power to be 6% fireproof

Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

The power to be half invisible

The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

ability to levitate using my fart...

The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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Pointless Super Powers