The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to be born again

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The power to be half invisible

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!