The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The power drown in water

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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the power to read your own mind

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to jump faster.

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!