the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to write a country song

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to die

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to kill yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!