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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand
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The power to bleed anally at will
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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.
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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees
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The power to die when you die
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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song
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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack
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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.
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The power to look at Sun.
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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.
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The power to burn the sun.
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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O
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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground
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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.
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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL
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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body
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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.
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The power to do reverse moonwalk
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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.
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a power to turn liquid into goo!
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the power to fail at life
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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.
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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)
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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!