The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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the power to count from A to purple

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!