The power to dance really well

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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to power to do the bird is the word

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to become black!

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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to spelle caretly

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!