- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

the ability to manually control your breathing

The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

The power to Google "Google".

The power to transform yourself into a door.

the power to instantly die

the ability to un-dank any meme

the power to make realy convincing whale noises

The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

the power to find children extremely attractive

the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

All of aquaman's powers.

The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

The power to be stupid reading this.

The power to fly, but only fly north

The power to summon cops to arrest you

The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

Pointless Super Powers