The power to a nokia phone.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to think.

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to eat food.

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The ability to breath under lava

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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the power to talk backwards

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!