The power to only see glass.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!