- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

The power to die when you get scared.

The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

the power to sleep while standing!

The power to exhale clouds.

The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

The power to eat junk food at light speed

power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

Pointless Super Powers