The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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the power to die if you think

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to fart at will.

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!