The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to not do it.

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!