The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to have a power

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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the power to write only the letter R

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power to eat three times a day.

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!