The power to not have any power at all

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The ability to be poor for life

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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Dejavu

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!