The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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the power to read your own mind

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power drown in water

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!