to power to do the bird is the word

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power to become black!

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power to bleed anally at will

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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the power to talk backwards

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!