The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to grab a cats face

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!