The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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he power to make mistakes

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The power to eat food.

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power to be a woman

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to plank

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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the power to get in the van

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!