The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power life like a hermit.

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to lick your balls.

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to repel women.

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!