- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

The power to speak with death people..

The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

The power to turn any object into food

The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

The ability to read braile.

The power to plank

The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

The power to revive Hitler.

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

The power to make yourself deaf.

the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

Pointless Super Powers