The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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the power to say i can bend you

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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the power to turn into amy rose

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!