The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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the ability to type slower.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!