Super-slowness

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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Nihat Do?an

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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Dejavu

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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the power to turn retarted

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!