The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!