The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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power to be an alcohoic

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the power to fart the alphebet

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!