The power to see air

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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the power to fart every time you blink

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The ability to die on command.

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!