- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

the power to stop writing pointless super powers

The power to revive Hitler.

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The power to not have a superpower

The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

The power to hold your breath when you die

The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

The power to be a common person

The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

Pointless Super Powers