The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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Power to not have any power.

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!