- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

The power to fly but only when your on the ground

The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

Nipple Radar.

Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

the power to sleep through a prison rape

The power to be half invisible

The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

the power two peel m&ms -jesse

Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

The power to eat food.

The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

Pointless Super Powers