The power of eating from ears.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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Dejavu

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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the power to turn retarted

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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the power to die if you think

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!