- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to taste anything you smell.

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

i love to make shit brix

The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

The power to eat nandos

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

the power to read and agree to the terms or service

The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

The power to shit brix, No wait.

The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

ability to levitate using my fart...

Pointless Super Powers