The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The ability to change races.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to die at will.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!