the power to go slower than a snail :l

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The power to be dead

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The power to run Crysis.

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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the power to instantly die

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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the power to talk backwards

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!