The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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the power to talk backwards

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to not do it.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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the power to jerk off

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!