the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power to look like yourself

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!