the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!