THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to repel women.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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the power of being yourself

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to science.

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!