the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to scare female plants.

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The power to dance really well

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The power to grab a cats face

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!