- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

the power to tolerate alex simpson

The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

The power to eat food.

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

The power to transform yourself into a door.

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

The power to die, and you can only do it once.

the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

The power to die when you get scared.

The power to exhale clouds.

The power to be a woman

The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

Pointless Super Powers