Power to not have any power.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The ability to change races.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to become black!

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!