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the power to do sit on your couch all day
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The power to make everything worse
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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching
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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll
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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours
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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.
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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.
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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water
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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.
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The power to fly but only when touching the ground
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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power
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The power to a nokia phone.
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The power to find spare change in the sofa
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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.
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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.
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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.
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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.
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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century
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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.
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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.
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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.
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The power to see you're self in a mirror
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The power to see even though you can already see.
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the power to summon a massive midget
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!