- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see through glass

The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

The power to open any door with no lock on it.

The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

The power to yawn with your mouth closed

The power to have diarrhea at any time

the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

The power to die when touching any form of light

The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

the power to not have super powers...

The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

the power... to read this

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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Having the power to stand still

The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

the ability to look into your brain

The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

The power to ejaculate at command

the power to shout and make people piss their pants

Pointless Super Powers