The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to fart at will.

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to have a power

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!