The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to be super jewish

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to poo.

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!