- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Liam Brudenell

The ability to see into the present.

the power to turn on a random guys tv

Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

The power to disintegrate yourself

the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

The power to die

the power of being yourself

The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

the ability to tell time without a watch

The power to see through glass walls.

The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

Pointless Super Powers