The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The ability to see into the present.

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!