To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to wish you had a power

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!