The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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the powre to spel

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The power to see forever

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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the power to shoot superman

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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blindness

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to see through glass

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!