The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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the power to count from A to purple

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to die when you are happy

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to not get shit dick

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!