The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The ability to die on command.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The ability to not have a super power.

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!