Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to drown on land.

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!