- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

The power that turns farts into music.

The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

The power to be so perfectly blunt.

The power to strangle yourself to death

the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

the power to die at will

The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

The power to take huge shits at will.

the power to make your nipples dissappear

The power to teleport yourself one step away

The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

The power to obtain money, by going to work

The power to throw fireballs only under water

The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

Pointless Super Powers