- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

The ability to not live forever

The powr to spell eviting wrong.

the power to be super ugly

The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

The power to sleep for one thousand years

The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

The power to be dead

The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

The ability to like this post

The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

Pointless Super Powers