the power to get extra homework

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to turn water into wine.

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!